Mate, I thought Mamamia was bad enough, now I find another gang of whoofters are in town, Techly, who’ve cracked a mental because Malcolm Turnbull did a selfie with Cher. Homophobia mate, Malcolm’s got the dog’s disease, he’s gone rabid, hydrophobia as well, bad too. By the way how many phobias can you have at the one time? What about BLT phobia, sounds a baddie hey? Bejesus where are we going? Ring up Techly and ask for Alice Dodd, she’ll know.
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Who put pussy in the Well!
Mamamia, Fake News Incorporated, is in on the act again, Punch and Judy, aka Barnaby and Vikki. Up until now, Barnaby has had to sit on the cutty stool and a take tongue lashing from feminists, homosexuals, left wing looneys, Labor party dead beats, crazies, men haters, the BLT bigrade, and sundry other f***ers. When all along, all he did was to haul her into bed and covered up her head just to keep her from the foggy foggy dew. But somehow, he got that wrong and when he replied: Me, Sir. Not I Sir, I was up country with the Minister; he has gotten into even more shit. The question I have is, whose turn is it now to sit on the cutty stool, surely not Mamamia, they’re only doing their job!
Where am I?
Mate, the older I’ve got, the more I believe I’m living in an upside-down world where the shit has gone to the top and the cream has fallen to the bottom and nothing makes sense anymore and one can’t just suck it and see either. I checked the News, why I don’t know, because it’s all fake news anyway and what do I find, two hollow heads making news based on their worldly wise know-all: dickbrain Paul Burrell, who’s in the jungle currently, spoke to a chimp who had danced with a chimp who had had an aba daba honeymoon with Duchess Fergie, who’d told the chimp, Prince Charles would die before the Queen – so there ya go! The other is a dumb broad called, Ros Heines who writes fake news drivel, an even purer form of bullshit and she says Vikki Campion should go on supporting parents benefit because Barnaby Joyce is a bounder and a cad and a man to boot – so put that in ya pipe and smoke it, all you goddamn arse-lickin, no-hopein men!
Andrew Denton is back, give’s a break!
Here we go again;
He’s back in town.
Here we go,
Here we go,
Here we f***ing go!
Denton is a leftie we all know.
Andrew Denton will be returning to our TV screens later this year for a new show on Channel Seven called Interview. So f***ing what! Boxhead Denton, the greatest dropkick south of the Brisbane line. Who announced this fake news? Mamamia, Fake News Incorporated, who else than that mob of drongos would be interested in Denton?
Lisa Wilkinson against the World!
Mamamia, Fake News Incorporated, reports on bullying, cyber that is; in other words, a Claytons. Turn the phone off or get a new number, Capiche. Of course, Mamamia needs a name to run the bullshit story, who do they pick none other than, wait for it, Lisa Wilkinson; who happened to survive school bullying where she was up against 10,000 to 1. The David and Goliath story, eat your heart out. Lisa’s been there done that and survived.
Since when did Gays rule the world?
Tony Jones, the ABC and Q&A are simply outlets for left wing propaganda and don’t represent the silent majority. Moreover, the audience is made up of people born after 1980. The AIDS epidemic was a terrifying time to live and created a good deal of uncertainty in the community. Catherine McGregor who has been subsidised by the tax payer for most of her life is hardly an appropriate commentator. Recent events such as the same sex marriage plebiscite are hardly proof the community wants homosexuality as the bedrock of the State. It simply means gays may marry. Gay people should pull their heads in and get on with their life, not preach to other people.
Who is Catherine Marriott?
Catherine Marriott, where does this broad with the akubra get off, thinking she entitled to defame someone yet never having to back it up with sworn testimony? What? Has the government reintroduced the Star Chamber, trial by innuendo? To prevent this type of inappropriate behaviour towards women in the future − Are women some sort of protected species?
Deborah Cheetham, the mouth!
Who in the hell is Deborah Cheetham? Some jumped loony who has the distinction of being, wait for it: aboriginal, stolen generation, brought up white, Baptist, homosexual, female and last but not least, a know-all know nuttin. And to top that, is an all singing, all dancing actress to boot. What gives her the right to go on ABCTV, the Drum and shoot her big mouth off denying the average Aussie the right to express a view about whether there should be same-sex marriage? Take a running jump!
Give Helen Razer the Drum!
Saw Helen Razer on the Drum, 7/9/2017, where else, of course, raving on about Marxism being relevant in todays society. Only on the ABC would you see such a menagerie of flip flops, dropkicks, cockheads, fruitcakes, misfits and down right lunatics. The future highways and byways will have power outlets for electric cars. The ABC in particular is a oxygen station for all these fool commentators who would otherwise die of oxygen starvation and wither on the vine. De-fund the ABC immediately.
Look Me In The Eye’s hosted by Ray Martin, is this another con?
Look Me In The Eye’s hosted by Ray Martin, SBS appears to be another show on SBS that hardly seems relevant to the SBS charter. It seems more oriented to providing Ray Martin with welfare in his old age and surely you could hardly believe he was in need of income support after the big money he made during his working life?
The first episode details the conflict between two Sudanese citizens which arose in war torn Sudan, both individuals have entered Australia as refugees. One of the participants in the show appears to have inflicted criminal assaults and injuries on the other participant. This to my mind raises the question of how was he granted entry to Australia given his criminal past which is not in doubt given his admissions confirming his criminal past, A few years later, Anyang was given a “promotion”: the authority to punish escapees by tying them up and lashing them with a cane. Had he refused, he would have been beaten. The offender seems to be relying on the Nuremberg defence: The Court held that “the justification for acts done pursuant to orders does not exist if the order was of such a nature that a man of ordinary sense and understanding would know it to be illegal”. So how did he enter Australia in the face of this alleged criminal behaviour? The show itself is another bullshit reality show where every things is scripted, Martin wouldn’t want to lose face.
Paul Dillon Commentator and Author 