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Magda Szubanski went troppo!

What do you say when you watch Denton and Magda Szubanski doing an antipasto, gherkin off on TV. It was pathetic. What do you say when your too fucked up and there’s nothin on TV but the Dirt diggler whose makin ya illin’; I’m feelin kinda drowsy. What a bore, Magda saved the whole dam gay race with her marriage equality campaign, just think of all the new littlins we’re goin to have. Oh hum, she’s a bum, bum again; she’s too fat for me!

PS ABCTV has cancelled “Roseanne” what a beauty Newk!

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Barnaby Joyce to sign Hollywood contract!

Is Barnaby Joyce a hypocrite? Hypocrisy is the contrivance of a false appearance of virtue or goodness, while concealing real character or inclinations, especially with respect to religious and moral beliefs. Hypokrites was a technical term for a stage actor. What is Barnaby Joyce’s principal occupation: a politician? Since the highest function of a politician is to play-act, act out, or dissemble, then has any gain or merit come from the name calling and ridiculing of Mr Joyce. His real perfidy, it is said, is that he opposed same sex marriage. Hardly a major failing, if viewed from a 2000 years historical perspective where homosexuality has never been accorded legitimate recognition. However, in the new world of anything goes, good’s bad today, black’s white today and day’s night today then anything goes. So gettin 150,000 bucks for an all singing, all dancing performance by Sebastian Joyce and all the other Joyces sounds cheap to me but Mamamia (Fake News Incorporated) and its band of performing suffragettes and jackasses thinks its a sin-anything goes.

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Doing a Ray Martin!

Oopsi daisy, Ray Martin said nigger, then he said it again: nigger, nigger. There’s a hole in the bucket dear Lisa. Oh yeah. Well it was them darn nigger’s dat done it. Got drunk again, forgot me underdacs, I woke you up about half past three. Ray Martin’s on TV, who gives a shit. Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Mo, Catch a nigger by his toe, if he won’t work then let him go.

Really how many coloured gentlemen and ladies attended Meghan Markle’s wedding?

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Where am I?

Mate, the older I’ve got, the more I believe I’m living in an upside-down world where the shit has gone to the top and the cream has fallen to the bottom and nothing makes sense anymore and one can’t just suck it and see either. I checked the News, why I don’t know, because it’s all fake news anyway and what do I find, two hollow heads making news based on their worldly wise know-all: dickbrain Paul Burrell, who’s in the jungle currently, spoke to a chimp who had danced with a chimp who had had an aba daba honeymoon with Duchess Fergie, who’d told the chimp, Prince Charles would die before the Queen – so there ya go! The other is a dumb broad called, Ros Heines who writes fake news drivel, an even purer form of bullshit and she says Vikki Campion should go on supporting parents benefit because Barnaby Joyce is a bounder and a cad and a man to boot – so put that in ya pipe and smoke it, all you goddamn arse-lickin, no-hopein men!

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Dumbarsed Female Reporters!

Tell me this, why are there so many dumbarsed female reporters around these days, who can only write fake news? Take Elizabeth Farrelly of the SMH, what a load of old cobblers: The lie that is sucking the life out of Sydney. Julia Baird, SMH: Barnaby Joyce reveals the truth about bachelor pads – even if his comes with a nursery. Then, of course, you have the Hen House of all HenHouses, Mamamia, Fake News Incorporated. What a bunch of copy laying, flapdoodle, syncopated, lickspittle, poodle-fakers. Amen.

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Q&A to be taken over by Yassmin Abdel-Magied!

The good old ABC is at it again; any and every opportunity to kick Australia in the guts the ABC will take with relish. Tony Jones, the flog extraordinaire, couldn’t resist running with the ABC’s deadbeat Yassmin Abdel-Magied, so to give the show a bit of oomp he asked on Q & A what the Canadian flog John Stackhouse thought about Yassim and the British flog Mehdi Hasan, as if either of these okies would know?

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