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Where am I?

Mate, the older I’ve got, the more I believe I’m living in an upside-down world where the shit has gone to the top and the cream has fallen to the bottom and nothing makes sense anymore and one can’t just suck it and see either. I checked the News, why I don’t know, because it’s all fake news anyway and what do I find, two hollow heads making news based on their worldly wise know-all: dickbrain Paul Burrell, who’s in the jungle currently, spoke to a chimp who had danced with a chimp who had had an aba daba honeymoon with Duchess Fergie, who’d told the chimp, Prince Charles would die before the Queen – so there ya go! The other is a dumb broad called, Ros Heines who writes fake news drivel, an even purer form of bullshit and she says Vikki Campion should go on supporting parents benefit because Barnaby Joyce is a bounder and a cad and a man to boot – so put that in ya pipe and smoke it, all you goddamn arse-lickin, no-hopein men!

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Dumbarsed Female Reporters!

Tell me this, why are there so many dumbarsed female reporters around these days, who can only write fake news? Take Elizabeth Farrelly of the SMH, what a load of old cobblers: The lie that is sucking the life out of Sydney. Julia Baird, SMH: Barnaby Joyce reveals the truth about bachelor pads – even if his comes with a nursery. Then, of course, you have the Hen House of all HenHouses, Mamamia, Fake News Incorporated. What a bunch of copy laying, flapdoodle, syncopated, lickspittle, poodle-fakers. Amen.

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Q&A to be taken over by Yassmin Abdel-Magied!

The good old ABC is at it again; any and every opportunity to kick Australia in the guts the ABC will take with relish. Tony Jones, the flog extraordinaire, couldn’t resist running with the ABC’s deadbeat Yassmin Abdel-Magied, so to give the show a bit of oomp he asked on Q & A what the Canadian flog John Stackhouse thought about Yassim and the British flog Mehdi Hasan, as if either of these okies would know?

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