Jacqui Lambie drinks and smokes and cocks her never mind at all the blokes and swears like a trooper one and all. Who says, say I? Not I, Sir. She as pure as the driven snow, wouldn’t say shit for sixpence, Sir. It’s a travesty of justice, it is Sir. What shall we do with a drunken Senator? What shall we do with a drunken Senator? Way! Hey! and up she rises. Way! Hey! and up she rises. Shave her belly with a rusty razor, Put her in the long boat till she’s sober, Earl-aye in the morning.
Folks, I’m getting tied of the Footy show, its too square. We need exciting and proper qualified people for the job. I recommend Adam Hills of the ABC. He comes with no greater recommendations than that of the ABC lunatic left. And remember, he has only one foot; he would be ideally suited for the Footy Show, no bias there.
What’s that in me butt, Superman? Cock-Robin. Oh my goodness where’s the Kryptonite, quick. I see Superman is recovering from heart surgery, Andrew Denton. He would be one of the greatest smartarses Australia has ever produced, kept alive by free air from the ABC. Anywhere else in the world, he would have suffocated from lack of oxygen long ago. The work experience boy on the big gig with all the other BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcakes. Vote No to same-sex marriage.
Kathy Griffin is another dumbarsed broad from the American left. Where do these retards come from? These acts of Lèse-majesté against the American President, Trump have to stop and if it takes a boot up the arse for people like Kathy Griffin to get the message, so be it. Of course, she’s a BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcake. Say no more, say no more, Dr Freud said homosexuality was not a mental health disease but, by cripes, it must be pretty close; I’ve never seen or met a sane one yet. Vote No to same-sex marriage.
Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, The Drum on ABC, what is it? Drum in, Drum up, Drum out or beat the Drum. From the range of ratbags and mental health escapees who regularly appear on the Drum I don’t think any of the dumbarses have the faintest idea what they are on about. Give the Drum the Gong.
From about the early 1970s in the West, we (men ) have been accosted, assailed, abused, accused and framed for all sorts of discrimination against women. Then out of the orient, a bunch of dumbarsed women turn up wearing a burqa from about 2005. When Western men pointed out how discriminatory and disrespectful of women the burqa is, we are told women have a right to run round like a bunch of bashi-bazouk. Me old mate, you tell me, who’s screwed up? Vote no to same sex marriage.
Canberra 28/8/2017: The ABS has advised the PM that the price of bananas has gone through the roof since the calling of the same sex marriage postal survey. The price is likely to reach $12 a kilo something not heard of in recent history.
One Canberra wag has put this down to the fear amongst women that the ever present phallic symbols of life with be removed from public view and women will develop night starvation. It is said this was one of Dr Freud’s predictions.
Magda, the Blagda, was a merry little thing with bells on her toes and rings through her nose; she shall have cock wherever she goes. Whoopsie-daisy, did I just get it wrong? Isn’t she a BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcake? Blagda yelled: off with his cock, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo that will do for you, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo. Vote no to same sex marriage.
Bill Shorten or the Dillwanker was on TV today crying about all the little BLTs who are stressing about the postal vote to reject same sex marriage [Don’t forget to vote no to same sex marriage.] although he says the majority will vote for same sex marriage; who is he kidding this Dillwipe. Billy the Dillshorten is a Horse’s Arse when it comes to standing up for the real, genuine people. Any old iron, any old iron, he an iron hoof-get it?
Does anyone out there follow or understand Adam Hills: The Last Leg? Then there is these two stooges who sit off to one side Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe, what’s the go with these deadbeats? Are they trophy heads or something? Adam Hill like most things on ABC is not funny, never will be and is another dropkick kept alive by the ABC at the expense of the taxpayer. The show is crapola of the first order.
Paul Dillon Commentator and Author 