Social Commentator

Same Sex Marriage could induce night starvation in women!

Canberra 28/8/2017: The ABS has advised the PM that the price of bananas has gone through the roof since the calling of the same sex marriage postal survey. The price is likely to reach $12 a kilo something not heard of in recent history.

One Canberra wag has put this down to the fear amongst women that the ever present phallic symbols of life with be removed from public view and women will develop night starvation. It is said this was one of Dr Freud’s predictions.

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Magda Szubanski rules cockerel out of her new diet!

Magda, the Blagda, was a merry little thing with bells on her toes and rings through her nose; she shall have cock wherever she goes. Whoopsie-daisy, did I just get it wrong? Isn’t she a BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcake? Blagda yelled: off with his cock, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo that will do for you, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo. Vote no to same sex marriage.

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Same sex marriage! Excuse Me?

Bill Shorten or the Dillwanker was on TV today crying about all the little BLTs who are stressing about the postal vote to reject same sex marriage [Don’t forget to vote no to same sex marriage.] although he says the majority will vote for same sex marriage; who is he kidding this Dillwipe. Billy the Dillshorten is a Horse’s Arse when it comes┬áto standing up for the real, genuine people. Any old iron, any old iron, he an iron hoof-get it?

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Emma Alberici, the bully boy!

Emma Alberici is so far up herself she wouldn’t know if a brass band hit up the arse or Biggus Dickus. Talk about an uppity doodah, doodah; I wonder if she does laybys? I remember years ago when she was a foreign reporter for the ABC she took on a couple of Berlusconi’s sluts they rubbed her face in it, what a sight. Vote No to same sex marriage.

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