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Kevin 07 high again!

Well folks, Kevin 07 is at it again, what a doozie. I wish he’d wear boxing gloves to bed. The man’s needs to see a psychiatrist. He reckons the Murdock press is biased and the ABC is a straight talkin, honest voice of the people:
Away down South in the land down under,
Brownsnakes and crocodiles,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
Where Labor’s king and men are chattels,
Murdock’s boys will win the battles.
Yes, I am gwine home.
I ain’t got time to tarry, I ain’t got time to dwell,
I’m bound to de land of freedom, oh, diggars! fare you well.

Mr Kevin Rudd, former prime minister of Australia said: The Murdoch media, through systematic bullying and intimidation, have successfully created a culture of fear in Australian public life.
Sings posum up a gum tree an loony in a holler.
Posum up a gum tree, loony on a stump,
Den over dubble trubble,
Zippity Doo Dah, Zippity Day.

Where da ya gets it folks? Ya can get it joggin, ridin, flyin and fcukin; matter a fact I got it now.

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Vegan with a horse’s!

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle, Melis Layik, 19, a vegan university student left Q&A speechless after revealing a bully broke into her campus accommodation and threw raw meat at her as she slept. Shock and horror, Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. First of all get a load of this sheila Layik, she’s got legs right out of Pretty Woman. If this ain’t a publicity stunt to get a fashion gig, well I’ll be damned. Those dumb arses at Q&A took her question seriously. Mate, why would ya leave a horse’s heart at her college door and not a horse’s head unless the bully is in reality a love struck loon whose soul was sad and whose glance was glum who sipped a cup of love sick wine and who craved a naughty, as he sighed for the love of a ladye!

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ABC is to be de-funded!

If ever there was a dumb broad who needed the sackaroo, Emma Alberici is the one. What happens, instead of her going the Chairman and the CEO go? Too right they go, out the door like dirty mop water, down came Baby, cradle and all. Well what can you expect from a bunch of left-wing drongos like the ABC. Defund the ABC, put em in the scuppers and hose em out, bring on the real men. There was a time I don’t know when. When the ABC was staunch and had a heart of oak.

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No curries here! Horsham.

Pooja Punjabi announced Swami Kutchakockoff  would not be serving any old garden variety of curry at their new Ashram in Horsham. Only the kosher will do. It had been reported that a Jewish hamburger outlet in Horsham (The Jewish Front for Free Palestine, JFFP) had written on their fridge door No Curries Here, Argentina! Pooja said this was a total lie, we might do on a Friday night as a special, the odd halal curry but it will be only for our very special regular customers. What the ABC reported was a total beat up, not a word of it was true. Our curries are only made with genuine articles from the subcontinent.

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Gillard and the live export ban!

A RETROSPECT

Of all the huff and puff and the thousands of words spoken and written about the terrorist attack of 30/5/11 on the cattle industries of Australia and Indonesia, may I be permitted to make an observation.

Davis Hicks and Mr Habib, who broke no Australian law nor damaged any Australian property or person were tortured and flogged by the then Australian Government.

That terrorist outrage which was not about cattle per se but militant animal rights wrecked the lives of many Australians and Indonesians. Yet the media organisation, the ABC that exploited and manipulated the heart felt mercies of tender Australians, for base reasons has walked free and continues to wear the regalia of moral turpitude and duplicity in promoting the advancement of Peta Animals Australia.

 

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Since when did Gays rule the world?

Tony Jones, the ABC and Q&A are simply outlets for left wing propaganda and don’t represent the silent majority. Moreover, the audience is made up of people born after 1980. The AIDS epidemic was a terrifying time to live and created a good deal of uncertainty in the community. Catherine McGregor who has been subsidised by the tax payer for most of her life is hardly an appropriate commentator. Recent events such as the same sex marriage plebiscite are hardly proof the community wants homosexuality as the bedrock of the State. It simply means gays may marry. Gay people should pull their heads in and get on with their life, not preach to other people.

 

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Give Helen Razer the Drum!

Saw Helen Razer on the Drum, 7/9/2017, where else, of course, raving on about Marxism being relevant in todays society. Only on the ABC would you see such a menagerie of flip flops, dropkicks, cockheads, fruitcakes, misfits and down right lunatics. The future highways and byways will have power outlets for electric cars. The ABC in particular is a oxygen station for all these fool commentators who would otherwise die of oxygen starvation and wither on the wine. De-fund the ABC immediately.

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Andrew Denton to fly in Kryptonite for the next Big Gig!

What’s that in me butt, Superman? Cock-Robin. Oh my goodness where’s the Kryptonite, quick. I see Superman is recovering from heart surgery, Andrew Denton. He would be one of the greatest smartarses Australia has ever produced, kept alive by free air from the ABC. Anywhere else in the world, he would have suffocated from lack of oxygen long ago. The work experience boy on the big gig with all the other BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcakes. Vote No to same-sex marriage.

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The Drum, when will the ABC stop running shows for the socially challenged and the mentally deranged?

Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, The Drum on ABC, what is it? Drum in, Drum up, Drum out or beat the Drum. From the range of ratbags and mental health escapees who regularly appear on the Drum I don’t think any of the dumbarses have the faintest idea what they are on about. Give the Drum the Gong.

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