Well folks, there ya go! I always thought Sam Dastyari was too good to be true; not a true blue Aussie. Now it turns out he’s a recovered drug addict. Well if ya a gold standard celebrity, as Sam the Dunny Man is, then ya need a few miracles in ya life: like walkin on water, turnin water into wine, surviving Jimmy Dancer, havin a blue cattle dog or at least, a black dog chasin ya. Hoorah for Sam, Hoorah for Sam, he’s a horse’s arse! Good on ya Sam, your the one, foreman material!
Folks, Kate Langbroek, I don’t get; she is neither smart nor funny. Yet there she sits bestride the media circus like some seasoned performer with a well loved routine and a punch line at the ready. Of course, she started off with Melbourne Community radio station Triple R, say no more, say no more. But there ya have it. However, what does that say for comedy in Australia? Nothing as far as I can see; it’s just a bunch of dumb broads talkin about their bodily functions, Wendy Hammer, Judith Lucy and Hannah Gadsby. Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, and nothin else.
Here we go again;
He’s back in town.
Here we go,
Here we go,
Here we f***ing go!
Denton is a leftie we all know.
Andrew Denton will be returning to our TV screens later this year for a new show on Channel Seven called Interview. So f***ing what! Boxhead Denton, the greatest dropkick south of the Brisbane line. Who announced this fake news? Mamamia, Fake News Incorporated, who else than that mob of drongos would be interested in Denton?
What’s that in me butt, Superman? Cock-Robin. Oh my goodness where’s the Kryptonite, quick. I see Superman is recovering from heart surgery, Andrew Denton. He would be one of the greatest smartarses Australia has ever produced, kept alive by free air from the ABC. Anywhere else in the world, he would have suffocated from lack of oxygen long ago. The work experience boy on the big gig with all the other BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcakes. Vote No to same-sex marriage.
Kathy Griffin is another dumbarsed broad from the American left. Where do these retards come from? These acts of Lèse-majesté against the American President, Trump have to stop and if it takes a boot up the arse for people like Kathy Griffin to get the message, so be it. Of course, she’s a BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcake. Say no more, say no more, Dr Freud said homosexuality was not a mental health disease but, by cripes, it must be pretty close; I’ve never seen or met a sane one yet. Vote No to same-sex marriage.
Does anyone out there follow or understand Adam Hills: The Last Leg? Then there is these two stooges who sit off to one side Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe, what’s the go with these deadbeats? Are they trophy heads or something? Adam Hill like most things on ABC is not funny, never will be and is another dropkick kept alive by the ABC at the expense of the taxpayer. The show is crapola of the first order.
Paul Dillon Commentator and Author 