Social Commentator

Sam Dastyari returns from the dead!

Well folks, there ya go! I always thought Sam Dastyari was too good to be true; not a true blue Aussie. Now it turns out he’s a recovered drug addict. Well if ya a gold standard celebrity, as Sam the Dunny Man is, then ya need a few miracles in ya life: like walkin on water, turnin water into wine, surviving Jimmy Dancer, havin a blue cattle dog or at least, a black dog chasin ya. Hoorah for Sam, Hoorah for Sam, he’s a horse’s arse! Good on ya Sam, your the one, foreman material!

 

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Liberal senator ups ante on hate-speech laws

Opposition spokesman on multicultural affairs Tony Burke, Tony Burke, what a drip that never dropped, Bourke the performing goose in the Oppositions menagerie of animal crackers, all ready to go off like a Roman candle. Section 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act must go, be repealed, deleted, got ridden of. If Senator Bernardi can bring it off good on him, three cheers for Bernardi. What I would like Bernardi to do it put a headlock on Sam Dastyari and for Senator Bernardi to pummel the s**t out of Dastyari.

 

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Labor won’t trade off principles: Sam Dastyari

Sam Dastyari has been in this country five minutes and he’s turned into a finger lickin, nose pickin know-all. He says the Labor Party won’t compromise our principles and values as a Labor Party. What a jerk. When Labor was the real Labour Party back when the Irish Catholics of this country were members, the Party had some backbone and some principles. All it is now is a shopfront for loonies, welfare deadbeats and a sheltered workshop for Sam Dastyari.

 

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