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Magda Szubanski went troppo!

What do you say when you watch Denton and Magda Szubanski doing an antipasto, gherkin off on TV. It was pathetic. What do you say when your too fucked up and there’s nothin on TV but the Dirt diggler whose makin ya illin’; I’m feelin kinda drowsy. What a bore, Magda saved the whole dam gay race with her marriage equality campaign, just think of all the new littlins we’re goin to have. Oh hum, she’s a bum, bum again; she’s too fat for me!

PS ABCTV has cancelled “Roseanne” what a beauty Newk!

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Andrew Denton is back, give’s a break!

Here we go again;

He’s back in town.

Here we go,

Here we go,

Here we f***ing go!

Denton is a leftie we all know.

Andrew Denton will be returning to our TV screens later this year for a new show on Channel Seven called Interview. So f***ing what! Boxhead Denton, the greatest dropkick south of the Brisbane line. Who announced this fake news? Mamamia, Fake News Incorporated, who else than that mob of drongos would be interested in Denton?

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Andrew Denton to fly in Kryptonite for the next Big Gig!

What’s that in me butt, Superman? Cock-Robin. Oh my goodness where’s the Kryptonite, quick. I see Superman is recovering from heart surgery, Andrew Denton. He would be one of the greatest smartarses Australia has ever produced, kept alive by free air from the ABC. Anywhere else in the world, he would have suffocated from lack of oxygen long ago. The work experience boy on the big gig with all the other BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcakes. Vote No to same-sex marriage.

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