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Catherine Deveny is to debut in the Steatopygia Cup!

Catherine Deveny is a fishwife; not a comedian. She is about as funny as her horse’s arse is to look at, ten axe handle across and all cordite – likely to explode at any time. The traditional and well established treatment for nags and scolds was the ducking chair, dunk ’em high, dunk ’em low, dunk ’em in the old cesspool; oh what a mule she is. Bury my foot not on a lone prairie but in her never mind. Hooray for Deveny, she a horse’s arse, kick her in the old Khyber Pass; what ho! I say, I say; kick her in the old Khyber Pass.

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No curries here! Horsham.

Pooja Punjabi announced Swami Kutchakockoff  would not be serving any old garden variety of curry at their new Ashram in Horsham. Only the kosher will do. It had been reported that a Jewish hamburger outlet in Horsham (The Jewish Front for Free Palestine, JFFP) had written on their fridge door No Curries Here, Argentina! Pooja said this was a total lie, we might do on a Friday night as a special, the odd halal curry but it will be only for our very special regular customers. What the ABC reported was a total beat up, not a word of it was true. Our curries are only made with genuine articles from the subcontinent.

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Dreamtime in the Diggles!

The Aba dabba do mob and the Long Grassers too, like a drink or two, but who’s counting. Dreamtime bro, “hard-earned thirst” bro, know what I mean, fair suck of the sav bottle bro, come on be fair, give me a go. But bro, have ya ever had a go at Green Can Dreaming, bro? Bloody strewth, bloody oath, you name it, VB the one; Green Can Dreaming for me.

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Wer’s me ferkin burqa, ya jerkin gurka?

From about the early 1970s in the West, we (men ) have been accosted, assailed, abused, accused and framed for all sorts of discrimination against women. Then out of the orient, a bunch of dumbarsed women turn up wearing a burqa from about 2005. When Western men pointed out how discriminatory and disrespectful of women the burqa is, we are told women have a right to run round like a bunch of bashi-bazouk. Me old mate, you tell me, who’s screwed up? Vote no to same sex marriage.

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Senator Hanson-Young flips her lid at the burqa!

I rarely have anything favourable to say about the ABC and I was surprised by their 4 Corners’ programme dealing with the Greens; exposing the Greens as a bunch of dangerous left-wing lunatics. The programme clearly showed how out of touch the Greens are as a party with reality and how immature and naïve party members are who are all recipients of welfare in the form of study payments. I am of the opinion that most, if not all, Green members and party faithful suffer from some form of mental health issues. The latest out burst by Senator Hanson-Young over Pauline Hanson’s wearing of the burqa in the Senate clearly demonstrates Senator Hanson-Young is mentally unstable and unfit to hold the office of Senator; Ms Hanson-Young said a stupid stunt, I think Ms Hanson-Young meant to say she was a stupid ctunt! Ms Hanson was simply trying to demonstrate how dangerous Muslims are.

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Brisbane bicycle demo-run over the bastards!

Bne 22 July 2017-Bicycles, bicycles and dammed bicycles, they are a goddamn fool of a contraption inherently unstable, mainly used for entertainment. Only a daredevil would ride them in an uncontrolled environment. Cyclists are another sector of the great unwashed masses who live off the charity of the taxpayer/ratepayer and whinge about not getting a fair go. They are unlicensed, ride unregistered vehicles and make no contribution to the upkeep of the road system as a whole. Anybody who would ride a bike on the road system as it exists today needs to seriously look at the odds of survival. It is tough enough driving a car with its built in safety features. Cyclists need to be licensed and pay the same fee as a motorist; they further need to pay a flat fee of $500 to operate their bike on a roadway and a poll tax should be levied on all riders for highway upkeep and furthermore, keep off the footpaths. Capiche!

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Andrew Bartlett returned unopposed!

After finally getting rid of Larissa Waters, who by the way helped Prof Titslinger to invent the maternity bra, we are now to get Andrew Bartlett the well known turncoat, Democrat one minute then sloppy Green the next. Mr Bartlett is renowned for his passion for animal rights, refugee issues and disarmament and, I might say, a late nigh tipple in the Members’ Bar and a grab of the late Liberal senator Jeannie Ferris’s arm-good on him. Bartlett is the exact type of person we don’t need in the Senator. I demand a recount or better still a by-election.

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