Social Commentator

Cher & Malcolm, who’d have thought!

Mate, I thought Mamamia was bad enough, now I find another gang of whoofters are in town, Techly, who’ve cracked a mental because Malcolm Turnbull did a selfie with Cher. Homophobia mate, Malcolm’s got the dog’s disease, he’s gone rabid, hydrophobia as well, bad too. By the way how many phobias can you have at the one time? What about BLT phobia, sounds a baddie hey? Bejesus where are we going? Ring up Techly and ask for Alice Dodd, she’ll know.

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Social Commentator

Meat Mincer brings down plane!

Mr Turnbull has announced on  information provided to him by the police and the security services that home-grown Australian terrorists had hatched a plan to smuggle a meat mincer aboard a domestic flight with intent to kill the passengers and crew by poison and crashing the plane. A graduate from a sheltered workshop for the criminally insane would hardly seek to take on board a metal meat mincer as a device to dispense lethal gas.  But when you set up a high powered department for homeland security, you create a demand. This is the response. These dickhead arrestees will walk.

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Shorten to propose marriage to Turnbull, Marriage Act to be amended!

Again we have the tail wagging the dog. There is but a small number of people who might be called homosexual. However, there a grab bag of dupes, dopes, deadbeats, and make-believe gay hangers-on who revel in the loose morals of the gay scene. Labor entertains these libertine anarchists because it is bereft of a coherent social policy itself other than the destruction of the Australian fabric of society as we know it. Ask yourself why does Labor supports every wog, wop, refo, log, dog, dolt and jerk with unlimited welfare funded by the main stream tax payers of Australia?

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