The kind of women who would rather mow the lawn with their teeth than … Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St. Clement’s. Yes! We have no bananas, we have-a no bananas today. We have coconuts, walnuts and doughnuts but we have no bananas only all sorts of nuts. Female nuts with vaginal teeth, monkey nuts, parliamentary nuts, Labor nuts, Senate nuts and female Liberal party nuts, there ain’t many nuts like them. Ms Julia Baird writing in the Canberra Times said Liberal women are, finally, and spectacularly, rebelling. Hoorah for Julia. What we don’t need in Parliament she added is any bananas; they have been found to have too much testosterone, infertile rhetoric, too short in the dangle, too much bully round the head and ooze too many red-herrings. What we need Ms Baird said is more women, glorious women, bright and cheeky gals who can cock their arse at any ole bloke. There ya go, take it from the horse’s mouth!
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Dear Mr Turnbull,
To my dear Mr Turnbull, I stopped writing letters to you some time ago; I suppose you might say, so what? So what indeed? Well the answer is in the pudding, which you f**ked up. Mate, you couldn’t run a pie-cart at footy grand final and I’m glad to say goodbye to ya. May all ya chicken grow up to be emus and may they kick ya dunny down. Ya down under wacko!
Senator Fraser Anning is right-wing!
Folks, the ABC have consulted Andrew Bonnell, Associate Professor in History about Senator Fraser Anning saying the “final solution” to the problem of migration by Muslims was a national vote. Howdy doody, what a finger lickin, rootin tootin, helluva idea, Prof Bonnell says Senator Fraser Anning must be kind of inhabiting an extreme right-wing mental universe, struth, strike me lucky. What’s it mean, bro? Oh I think it means Senator Fraser Anning must be always trying to ‘make a quid’ or ‘knock off a Sheila’. Ya reckon, what about the ABC then? Oh their livin in an extreme left-wing mental institution.
Senator Fraser Anning said bum again!
Howdy folks, Senator Fraser Anning is in the shit, doo dah, doo dah all day long. He said the final solution to the Asian and Muslim immigration issue was a national plebiscite of the voting citizens, a perfectly reasonable proposal. However, he fell into a linguistic trap. Since WWII, public figures are not permitted to use such words as “final solution” and other NAZI words and phrases. Who says this, well a bunch of left-wing looneys from the German left and of course, the crybabies here in Australia like, Penny Wong aka Penny Dreadful, Tony Burke aka Loopy Lou and Bill Shorten aka Daddy Long Lies. Also Senator Anning said more than half of the working age Muslims don’t work, when he should have said less than half of the working age Muslims don’t work, who really gives a continental? They don’t work, Capiche. So pack up ya bags and sashay down the yellow brick road to a hoedown with the looney left if you’re a fair dinkum true blue Aussie.
Sam Newman the Dragon slayer!
Sams yer man. Good on yer Sam, your the One. Sam Newman is in the shit again. Hooray for Sam, hooray for Sam, hooray at last, hooray for Sam, he’s a horse’s arse. Don’t be mistaken me old mate, Sam is right on the money when it comes to dumbarsed female reporters. It must be nearly fifty years since the first International Women’s Day, what’s changed in all those years, nothing. Women have been nagging and whinging non-stop since day one. Advancement used to be based on merit and remuneration was paid for the effort and skill expended by the employee. Not women me old mate, what they want is a free ride. #MeToo, give’s a break, grow up. Ooh Ah up the SAM mysiles, Sam forever.
Dreamtime in the Diggles!
The Aba dabba do mob and the Long Grassers too, like a drink or two, but who’s counting. Dreamtime bro, “hard-earned thirst” bro, know what I mean, fair suck of the sav bottle bro, come on be fair, give me a go. But bro, have ya ever had a go at Green Can Dreaming, bro? Bloody strewth, bloody oath, you name it, VB the one; Green Can Dreaming for me.
Refos worth more than the cattle industry!
What we have got here is a bunch of jerks running the country. The Government gives a boatload of deadbeat refos 70 million for spending some time on Manus Island nose pickin and 20 million to their equally underserving lawyer Slater & Gordon for no good reason. Gillard and Senator Joe Ludwig ban the export of live cattle in 2011 for no good reason and destroy the cattle industry in northern Australia and when the cattlemen ask for compensation for the damages incurred, they’re told to get stuffed. Tell me where is the justice in that? The people who need to pay are the unAustralians who run the ABC.
Turnbull and the levy on the Banks.
In about 1949 Labor tried to nationalise the banks and got thrown out of government. If the banks go so does the country; look at the 1929 depression in America when many banks folded. Australia is currently over run by a welfare mentality and it needs to be turned around. If you don’t work you don’t eat as simple as that. Increasing taxation to feed dole bludgers is not the answer.
Mamamia couldn’t lift its skirt for bullshit!
When the chips are down good ol’ Mamamia will be there for the girls; some dumb radio broad gets the sackaroo and Mamamia turns it into an attack on women in the workplace. You can always depend on Mamamia for your daily dose of crapola.
Michelle Obama loses out on Big Job, now Hillary Cactus!
Michelle Obama thought she had a big job waiting for her if Hillary won and she did. Hillary was going appoint her to the position of President of the UN Committee for Recycles Bras for Fashion Challenged Women in Third World Countries and Indigenous Women.
Paul Dillon Commentator and Author 