Canberra 28/8/2017: The ABS has advised the PM that the price of bananas has gone through the roof since the calling of the same sex marriage postal survey. The price is likely to reach $12 a kilo something not heard of in recent history.
One Canberra wag has put this down to the fear amongst women that the ever present phallic symbols of life with be removed from public view and women will develop night starvation. It is said this was one of Dr Freud’s predictions.
Magda, the Blagda, was a merry little thing with bells on her toes and rings through her nose; she shall have cock wherever she goes. Whoopsie-daisy, did I just get it wrong? Isn’t she a BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcake? Blagda yelled: off with his cock, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo that will do for you, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo. Vote no to same sex marriage.
Bill Shorten or the Dillwanker was on TV today crying about all the little BLTs who are stressing about the postal vote to reject same sex marriage [Don’t forget to vote no to same sex marriage.] although he says the majority will vote for same sex marriage; who is he kidding this Dillwipe. Billy the Dillshorten is a Horse’s Arse when it comes to standing up for the real, genuine people. Any old iron, any old iron, he an iron hoof-get it?
Emma Alberici is so far up herself she wouldn’t know if a brass band hit up the arse or Biggus Dickus. Talk about an uppity doodah, doodah; I wonder if she does laybys? I remember years ago when she was a foreign reporter for the ABC she took on a couple of Berlusconi’s sluts they rubbed her face in it, what a sight. Vote No to same sex marriage.
Ian Thorpe who has only recently been released from a home for the mentally ill and deranged has agreed to support the same sex marriage cause in the forthcoming postal vote. Mr Thorpe has only just realised all these years later that he was swimming for Australia not Disneyland. Mr Thorpe has always shown a sensible and rational approach to most things but on a occasion has shown a willingness to become muddle headed about most things.
In about 1949 Labor tried to nationalise the banks and got thrown out of government. If the banks go so does the country; look at the 1929 depression in America when many banks folded. Australia is currently over run by a welfare mentality and it needs to be turned around. If you don’t work you don’t eat as simple as that. Increasing taxation to feed dole bludgers is not the answer.
Christopher Pyne, the dropkick, I always thought he was suss. There are more important things than gay marriage. Moreover, the vote was a good idea but there ya go.
As if your world would fall apart if you weren’t invited to the gay Mardi Gras, who are these braggarts? The LBT mob (Lettuce, Bacon & Tomatoes) are a bunch deadbeats.
People want action from Turnbull bring on the gay plebicite, abolish section 18C of Racial Discrimination Act, increase interest rates on bank savings, reduce welfare, kick more deadbeats out of the country, action we need.
Paul Dillon Commentator and Author 