Emma Alberici is so far up herself she wouldn’t know if a brass band hit up the arse or Biggus Dickus. Talk about an uppity doodah, doodah; I wonder if she does laybys? I remember years ago when she was a foreign reporter for the ABC she took on a couple of Berlusconi’s sluts they rubbed her face in it, what a sight. Vote No to same sex marriage.
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Les Murray: state funeral, ya gotta be jokin!
Les Murray even in death is a drain on the public purse. Never had a real job in his life, was on the SBS gravy train takin the punters for a ride round the mulberry tree. Here we go loopty la, here we go loopty loo all on a Saturdy arve.
Laurie Oakes, who’d have ever guessed!
Laurie Oakes. It is said Orson Wells had a weight problem at the end of his life. Mr L Oakes looks as if he’s trying to out do Gérard Depardieu in the belly gut championships. Nevertheless, it will be a great relief to be freed from Oakes’ opinionated flapdoodle; apart from the other idiot Richard George Carleton there never has been a more tedious know-all, know-nuttin commentator than Oakes.
Les James Murray dead!
Les James Murray born László Ürge is dead. SBSTV used to be a sweet little ethnic station that played genuine ethnic movies and shows. Then along came Urge, the ogre and turned SBS into screwed up organisation that it has now become. Overrun with deadbeat sport programmes, gay and lesbian bullshit, non genuine ethnic movies and left wing bullshit in the form of socialist propaganda.
SBS Cycling, which ethnic twit is in that?
Here’s a question for ya? Have you noticed how the SBS is over run with bicycle dickheads? Every year, prime time on SBS is taken up with the Tour de France. Where is the ethnic content in this bullshit event? It is nothing more than a boring namby-pamby bunch of lycra seat coverers flogging emselves silly on two-wheeled wanking machines. Give it a rest, ya’ll go blind.
Rebirth of The Footy Show!
Rebirth of The Footy Show, returning with McGuire as host alongside Rebecca Maddern and Sam Newman. Here we go looby loo, here we go looby la; here we go looby loo, all on a Saturday night. Put ya two bobs worth in then take it out and shake it all about. Well how will the dragon lady, Miss Know-all-Know-nothing go with Eddie and Sam?
Brisbane bicycle demo-run over the bastards!
Bne 22 July 2017-Bicycles, bicycles and dammed bicycles, they are a goddamn fool of a contraption inherently unstable, mainly used for entertainment. Only a daredevil would ride them in an uncontrolled environment. Cyclists are another sector of the great unwashed masses who live off the charity of the taxpayer/ratepayer and whinge about not getting a fair go. They are unlicensed, ride unregistered vehicles and make no contribution to the upkeep of the road system as a whole. Anybody who would ride a bike on the road system as it exists today needs to seriously look at the odds of survival. It is tough enough driving a car with its built in safety features. Cyclists need to be licensed and pay the same fee as a motorist; they further need to pay a flat fee of $500 to operate their bike on a roadway and a poll tax should be levied on all riders for highway upkeep and furthermore, keep off the footpaths. Capiche!
ABC to offer satay Bali dog & peanut sauce in its staff cafeterias!
On or about 19 June 2017, ABCTV ran a program on the sale of dog meat on Bali based on the alleged journalism of Animals Australia’s campaign director Lyn White, who, incidentally, is a well know loony when it comes to animal rights campaigns. The thrust of the program was not that dog meat is not a protein which is good for humans and is also cheap but that the dogs were cruelly treated in the process of turning the animal into a product fit for human consumption. Of course, the program was a beat up by the loony left of the ABC which in fact controls the corporation. Eating dog meat may be repulsive to a sun dried Skippy who happens to be a little vegan but to the desperately poor in Bali it is a source of protein and an efficient way of getting rid of or reducing the number of rabid dogs on Bali. Now if the Balinese had set up street stall to sell bar-b-qued, finger lickin unwanted babies to tourists as a quick way to reduce the population of the island then that may naturally be of concern. But what in god damn tarnation has the sale of dog meat in Bali got to do with Australia or the ABC for that matter.
Andrew Bartlett returned unopposed!
After finally getting rid of Larissa Waters, who by the way helped Prof Titslinger to invent the maternity bra, we are now to get Andrew Bartlett the well known turncoat, Democrat one minute then sloppy Green the next. Mr Bartlett is renowned for his passion for animal rights, refugee issues and disarmament and, I might say, a late nigh tipple in the Members’ Bar and a grab of the late Liberal senator Jeannie Ferris’s arm-good on him. Bartlett is the exact type of person we don’t need in the Senator. I demand a recount or better still a by-election.
Who cares what Alistair Clarkson does?
Gary Lyon and the dragon Caroline Wilson, what a couple of dropkicks. Both up ’emselves, malakas extraordinaire.
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