Social Commentator

Karl Stefanovic is having a one wheeler removed!

There is not a madder bunch of kamikaze dropkicks than cyclists who think they are God’s gift to the urban snarl and crawl. The lowing herd wind slowly o’er the lea, and the driver homeward plods his weary way, and leaves the world to darkness and to me while these scrawny lycra looneys duck and weave amongst us in the ineffable drag to reach our door but plodding legislators give all to unregistered riders and cycles whilst we poor bastards have our arses taxed off by police and polly alike. In yer old tin hat Karl Stefanovic, you’re a nose pick!

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Social Commentator

SBS Cycling, which ethnic twit is in that?

Here’s a question for ya? Have you noticed how the SBS is over run with bicycle dickheads? Every year, prime time on SBS is taken up with the Tour de France. Where is the ethnic content in this bullshit event? It is nothing more than a boring namby-pamby bunch of lycra seat coverers flogging emselves silly on two-wheeled wanking machines. Give it a rest, ya’ll go blind.

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