Social Commentator

Andrew Bartlett returned unopposed!

After finally getting rid of Larissa Waters, who by the way helped Prof Titslinger to invent the maternity bra, we are now to get Andrew Bartlett the well known turncoat, Democrat one minute then sloppy Green the next. Mr Bartlett is renowned for his passion for animal rights, refugee issues and disarmament and, I might say, a late nigh tipple in the Members’ Bar and a grab of the late Liberal senator Jeannie Ferris’s arm-good on him. Bartlett is the exact type of person we don’t need in the Senator. I demand a recount or better still a by-election.

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