I am totally in support of changing Australia Day to Witchetty Grub Day, the day on which Australia became a grub. Take a look at the honours list, what a rum lot of shebangs receive gongs and awards under our present system.
Tag Archives: Politics
De-Fund the ABC immediately!
Dick Smith is launching an advertising campaign against ABC TV news and current affairs. Everybody needs to join in and support Dick Smith against the ABC. The ABC is over funded and is an organ of and propaganda outlet for the ALP and leftist forces of Australia. De-fund the ABC immediately.
Reserve Bank holds at 1.5% make it 5% and be done with it!
Reserve Bank keeps official cash rate at 1.5%. Whoopie-Doo & Cupcakes Too, what a bunch of fiscal jerks the Reserve Bank Board is. Cowboys who couldn’t run a pie cart on pay night, who couldn’t organise a booze-up in a brewery. The Reserve Bank has destroyed the assets and income of all retired Australians. Kick their arse.
Dillon of the Cross Centre of Cork
Hi De Ho Folks, I have just published on Amazon Kindle my new book Dillon of the Cross Centre of Cork. This book is about Brian Dillon a Fenian hero of the first wave of Fenians rounded up by the Bristish and imprisoned in 1865 like the Galtee Boy, O’Donavan Rosa, Luby, Lynch et al. You need to get this book right away.
Jacqui Lambie, conduct unbecoming!
Jacqui Lambie drinks and smokes and cocks her never mind at all the blokes and swears like a trooper one and all. Who says, say I? Not I, Sir. She as pure as the driven snow, wouldn’t say shit for sixpence, Sir. It’s a travesty of justice, it is Sir. What shall we do with a drunken Senator? What shall we do with a drunken Senator? Way! Hey! and up she rises. Way! Hey! and up she rises. Shave her belly with a rusty razor, Put her in the long boat till she’s sober, Earl-aye in the morning.
Who gave Kathy Griffin a visa to enter Australia?
Kathy Griffin is another dumbarsed broad from the American left. Where do these retards come from? These acts of Lèse-majesté against the American President, Trump have to stop and if it takes a boot up the arse for people like Kathy Griffin to get the message, so be it. Of course, she’s a BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcake. Say no more, say no more, Dr Freud said homosexuality was not a mental health disease but, by cripes, it must be pretty close; I’ve never seen or met a sane one yet. Vote No to same-sex marriage.
The Drum, when will the ABC stop running shows for the socially challenged and the mentally deranged?
Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, The Drum on ABC, what is it? Drum in, Drum up, Drum out or beat the Drum. From the range of ratbags and mental health escapees who regularly appear on the Drum I don’t think any of the dumbarses have the faintest idea what they are on about. Give the Drum the Gong.
Wer’s me ferkin burqa, ya jerkin gurka?
From about the early 1970s in the West, we (men ) have been accosted, assailed, abused, accused and framed for all sorts of discrimination against women. Then out of the orient, a bunch of dumbarsed women turn up wearing a burqa from about 2005. When Western men pointed out how discriminatory and disrespectful of women the burqa is, we are told women have a right to run round like a bunch of bashi-bazouk. Me old mate, you tell me, who’s screwed up? Vote no to same sex marriage.
Same Sex Marriage could induce night starvation in women!
Canberra 28/8/2017: The ABS has advised the PM that the price of bananas has gone through the roof since the calling of the same sex marriage postal survey. The price is likely to reach $12 a kilo something not heard of in recent history.
One Canberra wag has put this down to the fear amongst women that the ever present phallic symbols of life with be removed from public view and women will develop night starvation. It is said this was one of Dr Freud’s predictions.
Magda Szubanski rules cockerel out of her new diet!
Magda, the Blagda, was a merry little thing with bells on her toes and rings through her nose; she shall have cock wherever she goes. Whoopsie-daisy, did I just get it wrong? Isn’t she a BLT (Bacon Lettuce and Tomato) fruitcake? Blagda yelled: off with his cock, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo that will do for you, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo. Vote no to same sex marriage.
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