Folks, Scott Morrison is in the shit again, he’s only hangin by his finger nails ya know, over Invasion Day, 26 January. He’s a big disgrace to the Aborigine race; he can’t ride a kangaroo (yeah, yeah) or make Kakadu stew. Claire Coleman, Ms Noongar, born in Perth away from her ancestral country, who has lived most of her life in Victoria and most of that in and around Melbourne, writing in the Guardian says 26 January, Invasion Day is Aborigine Day and you white fellows can go and get your own day, stuff you. Morrison has got it wrong – Aboriginal people, cannot and will not forget that date. Nor can they allow whites to celebrate it without resistance. Well folks, bully for Claire Coleman, Ms Noongar, but lets assume we, the whites, invaded Australia, which the High Court ruled we did not but simply settled, then didn’t we win the war? Football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars; beauty Newk, throw another shrimp on the Barbie and tell us anothery dirty as buggery.
I am totally in support of changing Australia Day to Witchetty Grub Day, the day on which Australia became a grub. Take a look at the honours list, what a rum lot of shebangs receive gongs and awards under our present system.
Karl Stefanovic is another know-all know-nuttin who’s tryin to tell the Australian people what their national day should be, he’s a jerk from way back; a jumped up dropkick. Australia Day 26 January forever.