Mate, the older I’ve got, the more I believe I’m living in an upside-down world where the shit has gone to the top and the cream has fallen to the bottom and nothing makes sense anymore and one can’t just suck it and see either. I checked the News, why I don’t know, because it’s all fake news anyway and what do I find, two hollow heads making news based on their worldly wise know-all: dickbrain Paul Burrell, who’s in the jungle currently, spoke to a chimp who had danced with a chimp who had had an aba daba honeymoon with Duchess Fergie, who’d told the chimp, Prince Charles would die before the Queen – so there ya go! The other is a dumb broad called, Ros Heines who writes fake news drivel, an even purer form of bullshit and she says Vikki Campion should go on supporting parents benefit because Barnaby Joyce is a bounder and a cad and a man to boot – so put that in ya pipe and smoke it, all you goddamn arse-lickin, no-hopein men!
Andrew Denton is back, give’s a break!
Here we go again;
He’s back in town.
Here we go,
Here we go,
Here we f***ing go!
Denton is a leftie we all know.
Andrew Denton will be returning to our TV screens later this year for a new show on Channel Seven called Interview. So f***ing what! Boxhead Denton, the greatest dropkick south of the Brisbane line. Who announced this fake news? Mamamia, Fake News Incorporated, who else than that mob of drongos would be interested in Denton?
Lisa Wilkinson against the World!
Mamamia, Fake News Incorporated, reports on bullying, cyber that is; in other words, a Claytons. Turn the phone off or get a new number, Capiche. Of course, Mamamia needs a name to run the bullshit story, who do they pick none other than, wait for it, Lisa Wilkinson; who happened to survive school bullying where she was up against 10,000 to 1. The David and Goliath story, eat your heart out. Lisa’s been there done that and survived.
Since when did Gays rule the world?
Tony Jones, the ABC and Q&A are simply outlets for left wing propaganda and don’t represent the silent majority. Moreover, the audience is made up of people born after 1980. The AIDS epidemic was a terrifying time to live and created a good deal of uncertainty in the community. Catherine McGregor who has been subsidised by the tax payer for most of her life is hardly an appropriate commentator. Recent events such as the same sex marriage plebiscite are hardly proof the community wants homosexuality as the bedrock of the State. It simply means gays may marry. Gay people should pull their heads in and get on with their life, not preach to other people.
Who is Catherine Marriott?
Catherine Marriott, where does this broad with the akubra get off, thinking she entitled to defame someone yet never having to back it up with sworn testimony? What? Has the government reintroduced the Star Chamber, trial by innuendo? To prevent this type of inappropriate behaviour towards women in the future − Are women some sort of protected species?
Mamamia, Fake News Incorporated!
Mamamia is not only the mother of all fake news but the biggest bunch of hypocrites you might find in a bucket of shit. Here they are attacking Michael McCormack, Deputy Prime Minister over an article he wrote when he was 28, blaming the gay community for AIDS, which at the time was the conventional view and still is the official view: The epidemic then rapidly spread among high-risk groups (initially, sexually promiscuous men who have sex with men). In the same breath, they quote Sydney City councillor Christine Forster; this woman and her lesbian partner destroyed two marriages and they have gone on to be held up as pilars of society. What a load of crapola!
Dumbarsed Female Reporters!
Tell me this, why are there so many dumbarsed female reporters around these days, who can only write fake news? Take E
Yassmin Abdel-Magied flown to Sudan for a tonsillectomy!
Can’t that woman Yassmin Abdel-Magied keep her mouth shout for once? She’s at it again, dribbling on the old chin like a bunch grannies; if she doesn’t watch out she’ll end up as Mrs Slobodan Metmouhd, the chief slobber of Sudan. Get a job back in the Upper Nile!
Dastyari, who the fcuk?
Senator Sam Dastyari, the Persian Pissant, bugger off you little jim jam, you little Agi Bagi; take a trip down memory lane and visit your relatives in Asia Minor but keep on going to the Gobi. You Okefenokee!
Deborah Cheetham, the mouth!
Who in the hell is Deborah Cheetham? Some jumped loony who has the distinction of being, wait for it: aboriginal, stolen generation, brought up white, Baptist, homosexual, female and last but not least, a know-all know nuttin. And to top that, is an all singing, all dancing actress to boot. What gives her the right to go on ABCTV, the Drum and shoot her big mouth off denying the average Aussie the right to express a view about whether there should be same-sex marriage? Take a running jump!
Paul Dillon Commentator and Author 