Amy Schumer, Ava DuVernay and Alyssa Milano shared their dismay following Brett Kavanaugh’s appointment to the US Supreme Court. Well, I’ll be damned! Suffering succotash, dat damn ole Judge Leroy Kavanaugh beats dem all to the Supreme Court bench, Halleluiah Halleluiah. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. The femo-nazis are comin, Oho! Oho! The femo-nazis are comin, Oho! Oho! What’ll we do? Shave their bellys with a rusty razor; Lock em in the back of a paddy wagon; Draw a giant penis on their forehead. Heave away, haul away, draw away. Hoorah for Kavanaugh, Hoorah for Trump, vote GOP in November.
What the heck, Jiminy Cricket, Brett Kavanaugh in the mid-1990s was Assistant Independent Council for the Starr investigation, then probing Bill and Hillary Clinton in the most sensitive way. All you dummies out there thought he was doing the hokey pokey with Christine Blasey Ford. You know, ya put ya right hand in, shake it all about, ya know Chica Chica Bum Chic! Bum Chic! When in fact it was Hillary all the time. What a cheek, the Lady is not for sale. They’ve got the wrong party. As Prince William said, don’t mess with the Queen. Kavanaugh must pay for his Lèse-majesté, off with his head!