Social Commentator

The Donkeys cross!

Amy Schumer, Ava DuVernay and Alyssa Milano shared their dismay following Brett Kavanaugh’s appointment to the US Supreme Court. Well, I’ll be damned! Suffering succotash, dat damn ole Judge Leroy Kavanaugh beats dem all to the Supreme Court bench, Halleluiah Halleluiah. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. The femo-nazis are comin, Oho! Oho! The femo-nazis are comin, Oho! Oho! What’ll we do? Shave their bellys with a rusty razor; Lock em in the back of a paddy wagon; Draw a giant penis on their forehead. Heave away, haul away, draw away. Hoorah for Kavanaugh, Hoorah for Trump, vote GOP in November.

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Amy Schumer to give up humpin!

Amy Schumer is 36; you’d think she was 19 given the swank she puts on but she reaching the clapped-out use by date of 40 years. The sun comes up and the sun goes down; the hands on the clock keep a-goin’ ’round. Amy says the Harry/Meghan wedding will be a worst wedding! Old brown mule he must be sick, I jambed him in the rump with a pin on a stick and he humped his back but he wouldn’t kick. Oh Amy, Oh Amy you poor little darling. Are ya humpin days over? I think ya gettin’ a cold in ya nose. Life get tee-just don’t it?

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Amy Schumer & Clintons, Hoo Hum!

Amy Schumer is just another dumb blond, a fatarse to boot. Classic feminism, without Trump she would have no show; like the Christians without sin no church; like the Salvos without grog and drugs no church. Hasn’t Schumer heard of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky and all the other dumb broads Clinton has molested? Schumer is like all female comedians all mouth and no brains.

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Amy Schumer is not funny.

Amy Schumer is another jumped dumb broad who has an exaggerated view of her abilities and self importance. The only jokes she can make are female sophomore lavatory humour like come all over me, menstruations jokes, who needs them. When Donald Trump throws a deadbeat heckler out it is a grave act of denying free speech. Schumer throws a heckler out and she is exercising her right to be heard.

 

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