Laurie Oakes. It is said Orson Wells had a weight problem at the end of his life. Mr L Oakes looks as if he’s trying to out do Gérard Depardieu in the belly gut championships. Nevertheless, it will be a great relief to be freed from Oakes’ opinionated flapdoodle; apart from the other idiot Richard George Carleton there never has been a more tedious know-all, know-nuttin commentator than Oakes.
Vote no to Same Sex marriage.
Ian Thorpe who has only recently been released from a home for the mentally ill and deranged has agreed to support the same sex marriage cause in the forthcoming postal vote. Mr Thorpe has only just realised all these years later that he was swimming for Australia not Disneyland. Mr Thorpe has always shown a sensible and rational approach to most things but on a occasion has shown a willingness to become muddle headed about most things.
Meat Mincer brings down plane!
Mr Turnbull has announced on information provided to him by the police and the security services that home-grown Australian terrorists had hatched a plan to smuggle a meat mincer aboard a domestic flight with intent to kill the passengers and crew by poison and crashing the plane. A graduate from a sheltered workshop for the criminally insane would hardly seek to take on board a metal meat mincer as a device to dispense lethal gas. But when you set up a high powered department for homeland security, you create a demand. This is the response. These dickhead arrestees will walk.
Les James Murray dead!
Les James Murray born László Ürge is dead. SBSTV used to be a sweet little ethnic station that played genuine ethnic movies and shows. Then along came Urge, the ogre and turned SBS into screwed up organisation that it has now become. Overrun with deadbeat sport programmes, gay and lesbian bullshit, non genuine ethnic movies and left wing bullshit in the form of socialist propaganda.
ABC to run show about Dastyari!
The Persian Pissant Sam Dastyari is to be given a life saving transfusion by ABCTV who intend to put his life story on ABCTV. More oxygen to the deadbeats of our society at public expense. The deadbeat should be allowed to wither on the political vine of corruption.
Dr G Yunupingu was no Doctor!
Stop calling G Yunupingu a Doctor he was not qualified in any sense to be called a Doctor. He received a honorary Doctorate of Philosophy from a mickey mouse university. Consequently he is not entitled to be called a Doctor, cut the bullshit. G Yunupingu spent his last days before going into hospital living at an itinerant camp surrounded by people drinking on a Darwin beach.
SBS Cycling, which ethnic twit is in that?
Here’s a question for ya? Have you noticed how the SBS is over run with bicycle dickheads? Every year, prime time on SBS is taken up with the Tour de France. Where is the ethnic content in this bullshit event? It is nothing more than a boring namby-pamby bunch of lycra seat coverers flogging emselves silly on two-wheeled wanking machines. Give it a rest, ya’ll go blind.
Rebirth of The Footy Show!
Rebirth of The Footy Show, returning with McGuire as host alongside Rebecca Maddern and Sam Newman. Here we go looby loo, here we go looby la; here we go looby loo, all on a Saturday night. Put ya two bobs worth in then take it out and shake it all about. Well how will the dragon lady, Miss Know-all-Know-nothing go with Eddie and Sam?
Brisbane bicycle demo-run over the bastards!
Bne 22 July 2017-Bicycles, bicycles and dammed bicycles, they are a goddamn fool of a contraption inherently unstable, mainly used for entertainment. Only a daredevil would ride them in an uncontrolled environment. Cyclists are another sector of the great unwashed masses who live off the charity of the taxpayer/ratepayer and whinge about not getting a fair go. They are unlicensed, ride unregistered vehicles and make no contribution to the upkeep of the road system as a whole. Anybody who would ride a bike on the road system as it exists today needs to seriously look at the odds of survival. It is tough enough driving a car with its built in safety features. Cyclists need to be licensed and pay the same fee as a motorist; they further need to pay a flat fee of $500 to operate their bike on a roadway and a poll tax should be levied on all riders for highway upkeep and furthermore, keep off the footpaths. Capiche!
ABC to offer satay Bali dog & peanut sauce in its staff cafeterias!
On or about 19 June 2017, ABCTV ran a program on the sale of dog meat on Bali based on the alleged journalism of Animals Australia’s campaign director Lyn White, who, incidentally, is a well know loony when it comes to animal rights campaigns. The thrust of the program was not that dog meat is not a protein which is good for humans and is also cheap but that the dogs were cruelly treated in the process of turning the animal into a product fit for human consumption. Of course, the program was a beat up by the loony left of the ABC which in fact controls the corporation. Eating dog meat may be repulsive to a sun dried Skippy who happens to be a little vegan but to the desperately poor in Bali it is a source of protein and an efficient way of getting rid of or reducing the number of rabid dogs on Bali. Now if the Balinese had set up street stall to sell bar-b-qued, finger lickin unwanted babies to tourists as a quick way to reduce the population of the island then that may naturally be of concern. But what in god damn tarnation has the sale of dog meat in Bali got to do with Australia or the ABC for that matter.
Paul Dillon Commentator and Author 