Social Commentator

Who threw banana at AFL player Eddie Betts?

If she’s number one banana then who is number two banana? Here we go again, another First Nation player with thin skin. I thought they made em tough west of the black stump? Eddie is the second son of the Earl of Buckleboo and had a secluded upbringing and has not yet adjusted to the rough and tumble of uncouth Skippys who loiter round AFL parks with intent.

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Social Commentator

Liberal senator ups ante on hate-speech laws

Opposition spokesman on multicultural affairs Tony Burke, Tony Burke, what a drip that never dropped, Bourke the performing goose in the Oppositions menagerie of animal crackers, all ready to go off like a Roman candle. Section 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act must go, be repealed, deleted, got ridden of. If Senator Bernardi can bring it off good on him, three cheers for Bernardi. What I would like Bernardi to do it put a headlock on Sam Dastyari and for Senator Bernardi to pummel the s**t out of Dastyari.

 

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