Matthew Evans’ For The Love of Meat, what a jerk. He comes up to Queensland and makes some outlandish claim that 40 football fields of timber are cleared per hour. What bullshit, the guy has a reputation for shooting his mouth off and the abuse of the hyperbole.
The Muslim way of settling disputes!
Hamad Assaad was killed in a hail of bullets outside his Sydney home; after he received a frantic call from his brother saying, The Middle Eastern Organised Crime Squad (MEOCS) was sitting outside Mr Assaad’s home that morning. Middle Eastern immigration is definitely a plus for Australia. How anyone can oppose bringing more Muslims in, is got me beat.
Elizabeth Farrelly, Miss Big Mouth NZ 1983!
Hey, Elizabeth Farrelly, put a tourniquet on it; your bleeding heart is making a mess everywhere. What is it 2000 words of crapola? Send em to NZ where you come from, we don’t need your sort of never ending elitist dogma.
Rudd the rat, to be UN Cmr for Recycled Bras for Fashion challenged women !
Kevin Rudd, what a yelping misfit, what a grub! Who in tarnation is this jumped-up jerk to criticise our immigration laws when he flooded the country with refos of every race, colour and creed and put the country on a downhill slide to damnation?
Hillary to have a sex change at the Bangkok Hilton!
Hillary has checked into the Bangkok Hilton for a dickedectomy and has called for Donald to see Dr Kutjakochoff at Cedars-Sinai.
Hillary calls No Trumps!
Hillary says, No Trumps when Donald has a Lay Down Misere. Howzat ya wicked witch?
Shorten has had an attack of the woofs woofs!
Bill Shorten has found out that Turnbull is a lazy and corrupt politician and wants his money back, look who’s talking!
ABC to cut Jones & Q&A for yellow journalism!
The ABC can sack Catalyst for editorial biases, what about getting rid of Tony Jones and Q&A for editorial breaches and bias?
Labor gone ta-tas and elected Plibersek Leader!s
Tanya Plibersek and Anthony Albanese, what a pair of wackos: a dumb blond and a cry baby. Rudd and Gillard just about ruined the country, imagine what these pair would do. Miley and her wrecking ball, kids stuff!
Miley Cyrus isn’t happy with her ring!
No wonder, sitting bare-arsed on a wrecking ball wouldn’t be fun at the best of times.
Paul Dillon Commentator and Author 