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Kerryn Phelps up in arms!

Independent Kerryn Phelps has lost her … what do ya call it? Never mind. That’s it: A-tisket a-tasket, a green and yellow basket. She lost it. A little Liberal picked it up and put it in his pocket. The dirty little dog said bow-wow! Dr Phelps said her doo dahs were stolen last night from New South Head Road. It is disgraceful conduct. To think a woman can’t leave her never minds out. These snowdroppers need to see a psychiatrist, she added.

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Serena & the Dummy Spit!

Authors, humorists, cartoonists and individuals have the right to satirise people, public actors and religions, a right which is balanced by defamation laws. These rights and legal mechanisms were designed to protect freedom of speech from local powers, among which are Feminism, Political Correctness, Censorship, Femo-Nazis, Ethnic Bullies and Left-Wing Looneys.

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Serena Williams talking to Michael Jackson!

Folks, I see the nut brigade are at it again. Serena Williams, what can ya say about this broad, nuttin its all been said before but she cracks a mental the other day, goes troppo and  some bloke does a cartoon about the incident which is said to be a racist caricature of Serena. Who says? Say I. The image was a fair summation of her behaviour on the court. However, the femo-Nazis took umbrage with it, with Novelist J. K. Rowling leading the charge. The reality is this, there is a large group of women out there, jumped nobodies who seem to think they’re entitled to behave as they see fit and consider themselves beyond reproach. J. K. Rowling and Serena Williams are an example of this new breed of untouchable women.

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Senator Derryn Hinch leavin on a jet plane!

Pauline Hanson told senator Derryn Hinch to pack his bags and get on the next flight out of the country, to go back to New Zealand. Sounds like a good idea to me. Senator Hinch should have been deported years ago; he has got enough convictions and jail time to warrant a kick in the arse back to New Zealand. What’s the dope done for the country anyway? He’s a loud mouth okie from Taranaki.

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Aliza Cornet has tits!

In a match against Swedish Johanna Larson, French tennis player Aliza Cornet used the break to change into a new shirt. After returning to the court and realising it was on backwards, Cornet pulled it off and promptly put it on the right way. The chair umpire, Christian Rask, then gave her a code violation. Technicality and rules aside, one thing is clear: it would have been less likely for Cornet to cop this violation if she had been a male. May be so, but Ms Cornet has tits and they should remain in her shirt, said Dr Titslinger.

 

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Adam Goodes wont go away!

Adam Goodes is a true whinger in the traditional meaning of the Australian word. He and his ilk have never had it so good. Goodes was duped into thinking he was unique, something special and that the country owed him a living and gratitude for his ring craft. Goodes’ crime was that he brought the game of AFL into disrepute by his on-field antics. Tall poppies don’t last long in the Australian sun. Only a dumb arsed reporter like Caroline Wilson could write such crap.

 

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Commonwealth Games a fiasco!

So the Commonwealth Games was a fcuk-up, who cares. What a pack of galoots they were. Next week one of these precious little things will be having a nervous break down or coming-out after being a closet homo for twenty years. Carrot-top Beattie one of the biggest drongos to have ever crossed the star studded stage of the Qld Parliament was as usual drowned by his own verbal shit. So mummy didn’t see me in the final march past! And Daddy wouldn’t buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!

 

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